Monday, September 24, 2012

Pardon me neighbor, can I borrow....

The boundaries of online dating are constantly being rewritten. At first blush you most likely, and incorrectly, assume that I am the one pushing the envelope. But how far is too far? To keep it simple I guess something illegal would be the answer.

Too far is a relative concept though. Having watched multiple episodes of Taboo on NGC I can tell you definitively that, there is a big jacked-up world out there. Fathers building huts for their 13 year old daughters to have sex in, people throwing an elaborate party/wedding for their Shih Tzu's and poly amorous "couples." Google it, you'll see.

Let's get back on track though. I chatted with a guy we'll call Charlie and he fancied a game called 20 Questions. A 2 to 1 ratio of perfectly normal questions peppered in with questions like "What is your favorite position? How many people have you been with? What is the kinkiest thing you have ever done?" That last question is where we got into some trouble with Charlie.

After several conversations with him and establishing a fairly open dialogue C drops the biggie on me. Would I be game for letting him watch me "with" the neighbors dog.

Just plain giggly over concept of being with somebody that I'm really crazy about but not at any cost, and surely not at this one.