Tuesday, May 15, 2012

A Line A Dozen

The oldest and most simple hook men use - the pickup line. Back in the days of bar pickups, it was innocent enough and required a certain amount of "johnny on the spot" wit to lure a female to his den. Now with the advance of online dating, it is just too easy to copy and paste the same cute line. They control C and control V on different dating sites, in their intro lines and in text messages. I've had guys call me the wrong name. Nothing says I'm really interested in you baby like calling you by somebody else's name.

My dearest homie likened it to carnival game. Online dating allows men to line up chicks and shoot them down with zero to non downtime to reload. And we are none the wiser.

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