Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The pictures they post

We've all seen the asinine mirror shots in the bathroom, the pictures of the guys draped in sleazy chicks (nothing wrong with sleazy chicks now) but I'm talking about the pictures that give you ZERO indication of what the guy really looks like. I can spot a granulated photo from the 90's that has been converted to digital. What bears true scrutiny are the pictures where you literally could not pick the guy from a lineup if you absolutely, positively had to. These are their stories.

Seriously? Leave aside the horrid quality of the picture. What is the dude trying to tell me? He likes to hang off charter boats in the lower belly of the Philippines?

Dr. House has it right.

1 comment:

  1. Lol.. this is hilarous! Cereal, laughed out loud. Sidenote: Please make your blogs longer... I need longer, harder laughs.

    Thank you. Consider this your formal apology.

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